Blog of artist and poet, Michelle Seaman

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Holcicka Vymaze Parku

She cleared the park. This little girl, with a purplish-pink kerchief-babushka, completely rid the park of pigeons, and then she built a fire.

Benjamin and I were sitting on a park bench in Kampa, a city island in the Vltava River of Prague. The morning was perfect. It was sunny, bright blue skies, a cool breeze. Behind us, the boats passed by slowly, and the water gently splashed at the banks. La, la, la…

Then, all of the sudden, from the North, came this fierce little girl! She was running full speed, with her hands up like claws, and she was growling deeply, like some sort of warrior. Her enemies were the pigeons. Not a single one was safe. She ran directly at them, and she ran them out, one by one, sending them flapping and squawking into the air and over the river. When she scared the last two up and over our heads, she smiled at us. I swear I wanted her to take a bow and say, “You’re welcome.”

Once the park was free of the pesky birds, she and her father gathered sticks. She arranged them carefully into a pile, bigger sticks on top, and smaller ones as kindling. She even knew to get some dry leaves for extra spark. When she tried to put a leaf in her mouth for a little taste, her father stopped her, and she giggled.

Before visiting this magic park, and seeing this pigeon fighter, I had just finished a draft of a children’s book with a little girl as the super heroine. I am also writing a poem about (among other things) a time when as a little girl, I tried to taste hickory bark, because it looked like a fun texture to put in my mouth.

I love it when poetry comes to life like this!

Mucha

In a city like Prague, where art is simply a part of the every day experience, we had plenty of choices to indulge our visual and auditory cravings.

We first visited the Alphonse Mucha exhibit in the Municipal Building in the center of town. The building itself was of course, gorgeous. We rode the fanciest elevator I have ever ridden, complete with tinkling Art Nouveau glass light fixtures, a green velvet sofa, and a tuxedo-clad door man.

The work was a collection of Mucha’s posters owned by the famous Czech tennis player, Ivan Lendl.

Up until this point, I had only seen pictures of Mucha’s work in art books. As I walked through the exhibit, I smiled the entire time. I couldn’t believe I was actually seeing his art for real.

Years ago, I wrote a poem about Mucha’s figures, which later turned into a song, thanks to Benjamin and an old friend of ours. Some lyrics include:

She is a woman with sandstone skin
hips draped in muslin of leafy green
languid arms, elegant hands, in various pose

Alphonse, how the public loves a curve
and you are no exception

When I wrote this last line, I did not mean that Mucha was not exceptional, of course not, far from it. His drawing and painting skills are unquestionably brilliant. And it wasn’t like I was trying to say, “Oh, Alphonse, you typical man. Of course you want to draw nudes.” I wasn’t there, so this could have been true, but in the poem I was not trying to say something condescending or common.

It was the expressions on most of the women’s faces that made me write that line. To me, they looked like they were teasing him in a familiar, warm, and friendly way. Yes, they are sexy, but more than this, they seem to be sharing in some moment of humor, knowing that what they were creating together, he as the artist and they as the subject, would indeed be popular. Even the figures who look serious or scary seem to be having fun in their drama, enjoying the stage and their role.

The man’s subjects have such a subtle grace combined with a lovely mischief. When I saw his work up close, when I was there, among the physical paper, I understood that his love of female curves was a true one, a devoted one, a pleasure. And this was beautiful.

My favorite piece of his is called, “The Lily.” In the Municipal Building, I saw the completed poster with its characteristic pastel colors and black outlines. This is another quality of Art Nouveau that I like, how so much of it looks like coloring book pages. I say this as a complete compliment to Mucha. There is nothing more relaxing than coloring with crayons. We do it as kids, but try doing it as an adult. I promise, you will remember how good it feels. “The Lily” was stunning. She stood up very straight and confident, with her head and body covered in tiger lilies, and again, there was that pose. Like his other models, she seemed to be sincerely playing up the moment.

I was in awe seeing the finished poster of “The Lily”, but then, when we visited the Museum Kampa, I saw his drawing of her. Wow. There is something about drawings that quiets me. When sketches are in front of me, I like to imagine that I can hear the process…the scratching. In galleries and museums, I stand as close as I can to sketches, specifically for this reason. To hear them. And “The Lily” made a lovely sound. This drawing is so perfect, I was humbled. The lines flow like nothing I have ever seen. I have been in several figure drawing classes, so I know how hard it is to make that first mark. Once you’re inside it, lost in ‘art time’ as one of my teachers used to say, it’s not that it gets easier, it is a challenge for every line, gesture, and contour, but there is a connection that you feel. You’re not physically touching the body with your pencil, but it feels like you are, like you have to, to get it right. Another teacher of mine said, “Drawing is seeing.” And it is. Your eyes guide your hand.

Alphonse Mucha, thank you for your eyes.

 

Sugar, Coffee, Lemonade

I love breakfast, and I love brunch. Here in Germany, I have enjoyed the Saturday and Sunday brunches in Prenzlauerburg at places like Butter and Anna Blume. While these are delicious, the meals that we had at a place called cukrkavalimonada in Mala Strana were the absolute best!

Warning: The list you are about to scan reads like a foodie blog. If you have to, feign a pretentious voice in your head, but don’t allow this to sway your opinion of the food. This little restaurant was so good, we went there every morning and one afternoon. Our friend Roman, a native of Czech Republic, eats here all the time as well. Here are some of the food and drinks we enjoyed:

elderflower lemonade with fresh mint

white wine with mint and elderflower syrup

salty pancakes (or savory crepes) with garlic, spinach, and bacon

salty pancakes with ham, cheese, and arugula

sweet pancakes with strawberries and cottage cheese (not salty cottage cheese; this was sweeter, more like a sweet cream cheese)

sweet pancakes with maple syrup and lemon

salmon croissant with dill dressing and mixed greens

salad with sautéed garlic mushrooms, blanched and toasted almonds, cucumbers, and tomatoes

a strawberry/blueberry torte with a crumbled butter crust and homemade whipped cream

Yes, divine! And the atmosphere is relaxing. Good tables and chairs for lingering, talking, and reading, Stevie Wonder and more happy, funk for music, and open doors with lots of natural light looking out at a quiet street. If I lived in Prague, I’d be a regular at cukrkavalimonada.

Viva Mexico Una Vez Mas

Ok, so it doesn’t matter where we are in the world, we will find Mexican food.

Honestly, for this trip, we did not have to search. Roman and Laurel somehow knew to include a gem of a restaurant, Las Adelitas, on their list of recommendations for Prague.

Situated in Stare Mesto, Las Adelitas had 4-6 tables outside where we parked ourselves in sweet anticipation of quality Mexican food. We were not disappointed. We ordered 2 margaritas classicos, guacamole, and chips to start. The bartender poured nice and heavy, and the drinks were on the rocks, not frozen–yay! The chips were homemade and the guacamole was fresh, not laden with too many onions. There was also a side of prickly pear cactus that we tried. Yum! We saw mole on the menu and decided to order it for our main course. Good mole is hard to come by. We’ve had this excellent, chocolately love in Chicago, thanks to our neighborhood joint, El Tipico, and in DC, thanks to the hands of my lovely students. But we were in East Europe, and we weren’t sure if it would be good. Again, we were not disappointed. It was mouthwatering!

After my second margarita, I had to ask the waiter, Luis, how he ended up moving from Mexico to Czech Republic. I should have known. He slanted his eyes over to the cute waitress. “I came here for a girl,” he smiled. Then we smiled. I thanked him for letting me practice my Spanish, and we left full and happy.

 

First Restaurant in Praha

Upon the recommendations of our friends, Roman and Laurel, as well as our B&B host, the lovely Veronika, we chose to have traditional Czech food on our first night in Prague.

Some may say that the food from Czech Republic is similar to German food, and I suppose to some extent, this is true. The basics– beer, cheese, bread, potatoes, and sausages are there, yes. But the food and beer in Prague, at least at a restaurant called Lokal, is beyond the basics. It is exceptional.

We had a creamy, tank beer that was so fresh and served blessedly cold, dumplings like my Mom used to make, and the most buttery potatoes. I chose a simple chicken breast, and Benjamin opted for the pork schnitzel. Both were cooked simply and perfectly.

The atmosphere was also perfect. We sat in the front of the restaurant as the outside seating was full, and I am so glad we did. Our table faced the beer tanks, and we were definitely nestled among the local cast of characters. A man to my left had a golden lab dog sleeping beneath his table. He was watching the TV intently. There was something on that looked like the Olympics, and a Czech runner was taking the lead. When she won, this man stood up, raised his beer, and cheered. He also yelled at anyone who blocked his view of the TV, even though his table was right next to the hostess stand, where people had to wait to be seated. I love an ornery old man when he’s this colorful.

A man to my right had a T-shirt on that said something about poetry or the Czech ‘poezie’ (of course he did; I am a poet magnet, ha ha). He and his lady friend looked like bikers. They were sun weathered, and their eyes were bright, like they laughed easily. When I was little, I told my Mom that I wanted to join “a really nice motorcycle gang.” Of course she was not surprised. The best dancing I have ever done to Cajun music and blues has been in biker bars both in the Midwest and the South. I am still comforted by folks who love the road.

And a few words about words in the Czech language…wow, is it ever a pretty, pretty tongue! Reader friends, if you want to hear something lovely, go to Google translate and type from English to Czech the following: red wine, please. You ears will be soothed, I promise. I continue to think of German as a nice language, and I still maintain that unlike what many people think, German is not harsh or “ugly.” But while German sounds lilty and cute with everyone saying “Genau” and “Tschuss,” Czech rolls off the tongue as pretty as Spanish. My whole body relaxed in Lokal as the people spoke to one another. Czech also sounds a lot like Polish, so somewhere in me, perhaps in a childhood memory eavesdropping on my Grandpa and Grandma, I heard the familiar. Complete, corny Romantic that I am, I felt a little teary as I listened to the crowd and ate food that tasted like home.

But I will not end on the nostalgic. Instead, with the amusing, I shall close. In Lokal, when you order a beer, the waitress gives you a piece of paper for your tab. On the paper, you see a checklist where she ticks the number of beers you consume. The total on this piece of paper is somewhere around 100. Pivo z tanku, prosim, ano, ano, ano!

 

First Lingering Look at Praha

Praha is a city of quiet buildings. Everywhere is a statue, sculpted figure of some sort–saints on bridges, angels over church doors, a wizard with wolves guarding the front of a municipal building, even dragons curled around the park benches. All of these, in their stone or metal stillness, and in the fairy tale wonder of it all, seem to be watching the constant flow of the tourists, as much as the tourists are snapping pictures of them.

I grew up both near Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin,* and then near Orlando, Florida, so I am somewhat desensitized to throngs of tourists. I don’t want to hang out with them for a long time, and after a while transcending them is a feat, but put a margarita in my hand, give me a table with a view, and this slice of humanity can be quite entertaining. Seeing the tour guides shepherding their groups with raised umbrellas of varying colors was, well, both horrible and funny. Horrible because the people looked hot and exhausted (especially the women who chose fashion over comfort for shoes), and funny because well, c’mon, you’re basically in a parade, trying to listen to snippets of huge history, while simultaneously trying not to run into the person in front of you, schmooshing them with your drippy gelato. It’s just a human phenomena I suppose, to tour like this. I’ve done it in the Dells and at Mickey’s Kingdom. Guilty as charged, yes, as a youth, I’ve ridden the “ducks,” sampled the fudge, and taken Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.

Now that I’m older, however, I need things slower, and this includes how I experience a city and its history. I need to look longer. From our Air B&B window in Mala Strana, we gazed; we had to, because it would have seemed irreverent not to pay homage to the vast styles of architecture, right outside the window–Gothic, Renaissance, Baroque, Art Noveau–just to name a few. In the distance, we could see a tram car climbing an impossibly steep hill through a medieval orchard, leading to monastery and convent. All the while the half moon shone perfectly misty above. Romantic, yes indeed.

When we walked in Prague, we did not rush, we meandered. We wandered the side streets, away from the masses, and we experienced a tranquility among the stunning architecture that was quite humbling and beautiful. Simply knowing that the buildings were thousands of years old, that they had survived wars, was enough to create pause. But the beauty, the knowledge that architects of these various times made choices in the name of not only longevity, but also sheer aesthetic pleasure was enough to make me sigh and smile.

In art school, we were instructed to ask questions like: What is beauty? If beauty can be defined, should art be beautiful? My answer now is the same as it was then, an even more resounding, yes! No, not everyone sees the same things as beautiful, of course not. And maybe the average person riding the tram to work in Prague becomes immune to the gorgeous views surrounding them. Maybe. But this slow tourist wishes to thank the makers. Praha, you are lovely.

 

*Wisconsin Dells is a tiny town in the south /central part of the state, which grows three times its size in the summer due to, among other things, curiosity about the indigenous culture, the beauty of Cambrian sandstone, and an unusual attraction to homespun fudge.

 

Searching for Mexico in Berlin

Ah, adding to the previous posts of quirky things here in Berlin, I must describe the experience Benjamin and I had as we looked for a familiar food–refried beans.

Benjamin grew up in Colorado, so food from the Southwest US was a part of his upbringing. He’s not that big on cooking, except for this kind of food. He makes delicious quesadillas and guacamole. Everywhere we have lived (Chicago, Raleigh, DC) we have made these, as well as burritos, enchiladas, and tacos. In each city, we have searched for good restaurants seeking mole, tamales, horchata, and the queen of summer drinks, margaritas. Because I have taught adult ESL, my extremely generous students from Latin America have always cooked for us. Thinking about them with their joyful senses of humor, I admittedly become a little teary with homesickness. But I won’t dwell on this. Instead, here’s a little more background on our food history, and then onto the quirk.

I grew up with a father who is multi-lingual. When he took a job working with Mexican farmworkers, my brothers and I accompanied him. As he worked with the adults in the fields, translating and helping to ease any conflicts between the Mexican workers and the non-Spanish speaking managers, we were under the care of a woman named Zulema. I used to sit in her kitchen and watch with fascination as Zulema flipped flour tortillas over an open flame. I remember wondering how she didn’t burn her hands. My mouth watered as I waited for her to smear those tortillas with butter and put them on my plate. I remember her encouraging me to taste my first avocado, how as a little kid I wasn’t sure about putting that “green stuff” in my mouth. Then I recall how surprised I was that it tasted so fresh. When Zulema’s daughter, Glenda, dared me to take a bite of a small green pepper, I was a little scared. But I took the dare. As my eyes watered, Glenda laughed (She was my friend, but when you’re little, even friends can play mean tricks), and I felt like my whole head was on fire. Zulema came to my rescue. She simultaneously scolded her daughter while pouring salt on my tongue to neutralize the heat. So I grew up with the real deal–Mexican food, not only homemade, but part of home itself.

In Berlin, we have found one restaurant that has good Mexican food, and we are on the search for others. I know, I know, it’s not like geography plays in favor of Latin American delights here in North Europa. Still, this city has been called the “New York of Europe,” so one could hope for a variety of international restaurants. And when you’re homesick for a certain taste, your taste buds rule over your logic. So when Benjamin said, “We should try to find refried beans to make burritos at home,” I was game.

Here comes the quirky part. Did we find them at Kaiser’s, the well-known chain grocery store here? No. Did we find them at Nah und Gut, the neighborhood market that carries a nice line of bio products? No. Did we find them at ANY of the bio markets? No, again. Where would one look at this point? Advice from other expats said, “Go to Galleria.”

Now, Galleria is a department store with four or five levels. It is very organized–men’s clothes on one level, women’s on another, bedding and house stuff on a third, escalators…you get the idea. So this was weird, but whatever. Again, taste buds over logic. We walked in, through the barrage of scents in the cosmetic and cologne section, to the back of the first floor where there is, yes, a gourmet food market. Tucked way in the back of this strange, mall market is the International section. And on the shelves marked “Mexico,” we found our coveted can of beans. To describe what was on the shelf market “American” would require me hiding my face in shame. Let’s just say that the good folks at Galleria are hip to the US junk food addiction. Please know, my German compadres, that some of us don’t eat like that.

Anyway, what a quirk-fest it was to basically go to the mall to get refried beans. I wonder what would seem equally odd to a Berlin native if they visited the US? Hmmmm…

Potsdam and The Saints

Benjamin and I recently took a train ride out of Berlin. We needed a little break from the city and our city weekend routine. It was so good to do this!

We rode the U2 to Alexanderplatz where we negotiated the maze of signs trying to find the S7. This part of the journey was an exercise in patience, as it is whenever you’re trying to transfer trains in a bigger station. From the perspective of someone who walks with a crutch, it was a challenge indeed, and a little reminiscent of DC’s system, as we encountered busted escalator after busted escalator. Sorry DC Metro, but you know I speak the truth. When we did finally reach the correct platform, however, all was well. The S7 came right on time and off we went.

The ride out to Potsdam on this line takes you West out of the city through Grunewald, a dense forest, famous for its lakes and nudists. I have learned about a movement here known as Free Body Culture or Freiekörperkulutur (FKK). It began in the 1920s, was of course banned by the Nazis, but stayed active and remains particularly popular with some East Germans. Some ‘theories’ suggest that people shed their clothes as a rebellious response to all the uniforms and badges that Communism once dictated. But this movement is also, from what I have learned, mostly centered on communing with nature, being strong and one with nature.

Here in the city, in some saunas, it is considered healthier to be naked in them rather than clothed, so nudity is a requirement. Hmmm…of all the things I have had to adjust to so far, this may be one of the biggest cultural challenges. I loved the saunas in Minneapolis, particularly in the winter. I went into them regularly as a reminder of lovely humidity. Now, with arthritis, I know that sauna humidity would relieve some of the pain. To strip or not to strip? This is the question indeed. If I do do it, I will not be sharing this in blog form. ha ha

So we didn’t see any nudists from the train. What we did see was trees, beautiful, beautiful trees. Berlin is a green city with parks everywhere, but there is nothing like seeing big pines and maples and oaks without the buildings as interruptions. Everyone who needs nature knows this. To look out a train window is also good for deep breaths. At least for me. So good.

For a paragraph now, however, I am going to include one rather “picky, North American” observation. I just have to. On one part of this trip, two musicians jumped on board. The duet included a man who had a trumpet and a woman who was carrying a CD player. She made a loud announcement and pressed ‘play.’ Then, she and the trumpet player began a bizarre karaoke version of “When the Saints Come Marching In.” I can’t help it now. Please forgive me, but I have to poke at this a little bit. This song, which we hear a lot in Berlin played by various buskers, is a rather sacred song for me. Having lived in Chicago, visited New Orleans, and attended countless live performances of blues and jazz, I feel like these forms music, with their sorrowful and powerfully strong histories, belong on a altar. They are worthy of reverence. This is my opinion. So when I hear renditions of “Saints” done in pop form, I cringe. I can’t tip the buskers. And a last word of advice to those buskers…if you are going to try to sing this lovely, deeply rooted song, at least know the lyrics. Please don’t mutter them and pretend to know, as the trumpet player blasts past your voice to cover you up.

But away from my opinions on music, and back to the beauty that lies just outside of Berlin. We got off the train at Wannsee, and transferred to the S1, where we rode only one stop to Griebnitzsee. There we exited, and it was a short, easy walk to the bike and kayak rental place. I loved the man who worked there! He was friendly, helpful, and funny. He got us our green beach cruisers, and we smiled like little kids, how we always smile when it’s time to bike.

We cycled first through a neighborhood of giant mansions or I believe former Prussian estates. We passed the Truman Haus Villa, Churchill Villa, Gugenheim Villa, and the Stalin Villa on a street appropriately named Karl Marx Strasse. We then entered Park Babelsberg, where we hugged Glienciker Lake and the Havel River while simultaneously passing castles. This was a first for us. We’ve ridden on some gorgeous trails in the US, but we have never looked into the distance to see a castle. Ah, the fairy tales of Europe come to life indeed!

Along the trail, when we stopped for photo ops, we met some nice people. The first two were a mother and son (I think) from a town in Germany famous for being the film location of a well-known police show. I’ve forgotten the name of the town now, but the pair seemed to think it was amusing trivia. After chatting a bit, we shared that we were trying to learn German. Oliver, the son, said,”Oh to speak this language, you have to make it sound ugly. It’s not beautiful like Spanish.” Aw, of course I disagreed with him. I know that this is the stereotype of German, and it is difficult for me to pronounce, but I still maintain that it’s a soft language. If I have to do as Oliver says, and sound “ugly” to be correct, than I’d rather mispronounce things.

We also met a lovely man who stopped to talk where we were lounging under a tree by the river. All of us were fascinated by the trio of ravens perched above. Again, the fairy tale feeling presided. He had been bicycling through another part of this area known as Berliner Forst Duppel, and he said there was nothing but woods for kilometers. At this point, we had biked quite a bit, so as much as we wanted to check it out, we marked this for next time.

When we got hungry, we biked out of the park to discover a little Spanish tapas cafe between two churches, St. Antonius and Friedrichkirche. It was lovely and a bit surreal, to sit outside and sip sangria in a village, a true village, while our rented bicycles were propped next to a tree close to our table. It felt a bit like time travel, and this was a great feeling, a why-we-came-here feeling. Potsdam is so filled with beauty it begs for several excursions, and we will be making this trip again. Lovely Saturday.

 

Ikea, Floh Markets, and Things I Love and Hate

I experienced a rite of passage recently. Finally, after 46 years of life on this planet, I journeyed to Ikea. It truly is a transforming event. Here’s how it went down…

We were invited to tag team with our friends, Brendan and Julie. Having gone through the Ikea ritual themselves in the States, they prepared us for what was to come.

We entered the lobby, and Brendan said, “I like to begin with a few stretches.” The man is funny. Then he cautioned, “Look, after about an hour, you’re going to want to kill somebody or get a divorce. Don’t kill or divorce Benjamin. It’s just Ikea overload, and you will get through it.” Julie added with optimism, “Don’t worry. At the end of this, we can meet for hot dogs and ice cream. Good luck!”

And we were off! Wow, this is a place that knows how to sell. This is a place that knows how to appeal to what you think are all your creative and commercial needs. Like I’ve mentioned in earlier posts, it seems to be one of the only big box stores around. Most every native that you talk to has visited Ikea at least once. Berlin has three Ikea stores, so the city is literally surrounded. You can’t escape. You must go.

When you’re inside, and you’re winding, or herding, your way through the room vignettes, it feels a bit like Disney. It’s shiny and colorful and organized. I swear if Ikea pumped in the scent of a fresh meadow or chocolate chip cookies, they’d make even more money. But who am I to judge? Benjamin and I supported the Swedish chain with vigor. We bought a bed frame, two little file cabinets (oh the colors–cherry red and winter white), a booze cart, set of dishes, and bedding (again, the colors, happy, happy turquoise) a lamp, (cranberry red) drink coasters, (shiny silver), curtains (charcoal grey to keep out the ridiculous lingering summer light… that I promise to treasure and miss come winter) and a desk chair (peanut butter brown).

I think, however, that I will cut myself off a bit from this magical kingdom for awhile. It’s part of life here in Berlin, just like drinking beer and eating bread, sausages, cheese, cake, and eis. But I’ve been there and done that. Enough…until I need candles or more plants or maybe or a cute laundry basket. Ha ha ha

Along with Ikea, part of life here, as I’ve mentioned, is visiting the Sunday flea markets.

In our second writer’s group meeting, Jen read a tongue-in-cheek poem about the stuff (or crap) you can buy at the flea markets. I appreciated this poem on both a literary and literal level. There are a ton of cool finds, but like every other flea market in the world, there are rip offs as well. Enter the distressed ladder that briefly held my beloved books, and now rests in the dumpster.

The Floridian in me is a bit embarrassed by what I am about to write. In Florida, I had a charming carriage house (or mother-in-law/garage apartment) in an historic part of Tampa. It was lovely. In order to keep it this way, in a city of humidity and insects, it had to be “treated” for termites. This meant some nasty chemicals and a thorough scrubbing of everything in the apartment once the “tenting” procedure was complete. It meant taking my cat and myself to my parents and staying there until it was over. So, as a woman with wood-eating insect knowledge, I should have known. I should have checked. Also, because the woman at the flea market was a little too eager to sell, I also should have at least hesitated or checked. But I didn’t. My devoted friends and husband dragged the ladder home on the tram, so I could lovingly arrange my books…on a ladder that we would soon discover was riddled with “boles.” Benjamin spotted the pile of wood dust first. I wanted to be optimistic. But I was in denial. “Maybe it’s just sand from where she had it displayed at the market.” Nope. More piles the next day and upon closer inspection, perfect little holes everywhere. Oy! Out it went before the nasty little critters could eat anything else. And we checked. Thoroughly. Mid-century table and credenza? No holes. Whew. Vintage school chairs? Safe. Sigh. Library card catalogue? All good. Exhale. Back to the markets any time soon? Um, maybe we should spend Sunday differently for a while.

Now in this post, some words on balcony life and cooking in my new place. I love my balconies. The one overlooking our street makes for great people-watching. I love that my lavender plant attracts little bees. I love drinking wine out there. My courtyard balcony reveals some intimacies of apartment life in this city, and this district of “pregnant mountain.” There are the constant sounds of children playing and laughing (and crying, screaming, and whining). There are the scents of families grilling out (and adults smoking cigarettes, to balance their nerves I think, due to the screaming babies). And there is the anxious flutter of pigeons on the rooftops and in the courtyard maple tree. I love the maple tree. I hate the pigeons.

I am also seeing a whole new side of my beloved as he battles both these ‘rats with wings’ and the flies that invade our space. No one uses screens here. It’s all about the wide open doors and windows. In fact, it is written in some leases/living contracts that one must ‘air out’ one’s apartment for 10 minutes every day (even in the dead of winter). Swear to God. It is written down. Anyway, Benjamin sets my plant mister on what he calls “laser stun” and shoots to kill when one of those cooing miscreants lands near my flowers. Funnier than this, however, is how he uses our Dyson vacuum cleaner. To use this beautiful piece of mechanical engineering, you must squeeze a trigger. There are attachments for both long reaches and shorter ones. Benjamin uses the shorter reach attachment and “hunts” flies by sucking them up in mid-air. It looks like he’s running around the house with a laser gun. The pacifist in me should be more sympathetic to these winged beings. But I’m not. And my husband is funny.

Lastly, along with missing Target, I miss my gas stove. I don’t want to dwell on this. Suffice it to say that cooking on a Bosch electric is like “Waiting for Godot.” It takes longer for water to boil. I don’t know how this is scientifically possible, but it does at least feel this way. The settings are weird…either super hot or crazy slow to heat. And it takes forever for it to “cool” down. On a positive note, it is easier to clean (at least the top stove, can’t say the same for the inside). Anyway, I am adjusting. This is what living in a new place means. For balance, Benjamin and I repeat the mantra: “Everything is new. Nothing is the same.” And so, I end here as we are quite fine.

 

Brushing Your Teeth With Licorice and Flowers

Settling into our new apartment has been a series of lessons and luck. In earlier posts, when I referred to the 4 H’s of relocation, (honeymoon, hostility, humor, home) I had been in Berlin for only a week, and I was of course in the honeymoon stage. Everything was new and enchanting. I am an easily enchanted person, and I still feel very much this way. Admittedly, however, a little healthy skepticism has crept in. I wouldn’t call it hostility though. In fact, as I sit down to write this, I actually do find a lot of what we have experienced pretty funny. As I write this. When new challenges in a new country are happening to you, it isn’t so funny. It’s frustrating and exhausting. Thank goodness for retrospective, and as Blanche from “Street Car” would say, “the kindness of strangers”…

Tall Uncle Paul

We had to buy a mattress, so we could sleep in our new home. We could have taken the train to Ikea, (which seems to be the only big box type of store that Berliners hold in esteem, and this is good, except when you need a lot of various things all at once) but we decided to try a nearer option. We walked to a local shop to support small business. After finding the mattress we wanted, we asked the saleswoman if she spoke English. She shook her head. In her expression, I recognized a small fear that I used to see in every older student of English. I decided to be patient. I used body language, (easy to do when you walk with a crutch, and it’s clear that you need a good mattress) and I smiled. She warmed up a little, but I could tell it was still a struggle for her. She didn’t really want to speak English, and I suppose, why should she? This was Germany after all. We should be trying harder in her home tongue.

But then a miracle happened in the form of a tall German man whom I swear looked like my Uncle Paul (May he rest in peace). “You need English?” he asked. “Yes, please,” we responded gratefully. He proceeded to translate for us. As she realized that we were serious, some very clear sales English came out. I had to tease her about this. She smiled, blushed a little, and went to the desk to get the paper work for purchase. Tall Uncle Paul then took us aside furtively and said, “Don’t buy the frame. The mattress, ok. But you can get the frame from another place for cheaper.” I loved this exchange! There is something in the buying and selling of things here that seems old world, an understanding about shopping that I remember my grandparents had and one that they passed to both my mother and me. Seeking a bargain is not only valued but also prized. If you find a good price for something in this Ma and Pa environment, you share this discovery proudly with your friends, and small business flourishes as it should.

The Case of the Mysterious Duschvorange

At the same time, if you think you are not getting a deal, you leave that store immediately. For this, I will not name names. I have heard that there are cultural taboos here about this. If you insult someone publicly, they may have you arrested. I don’t know how true this is, but I won’t take any chances in writing. I suppose this makes sense. In the U.S., people sue one another for slander. Another taboo is jay walking. If you do this in front of a child, there is a good chance you will get yelled at. Makes sense. Even the dogs in this city wait for the lights. But there is a cultural thing here that I have noticed that does not make sense, and it can indeed involve a little yelling or scolding. In the U.S., when you ride public transportation, and you are handicapped or elderly, people get up to give you their seats. When I have ridden here, it is rare that anyone moves. Once, on the U-Bahn, a nice woman around my age did get up for me. She pointed her finger and scolded every younger person who surrounded us. They looked back at her like placid cows.

But away from the cows and back to the rip offs. In some of the stores here, seemingly simple things are priced bizarrely. Enter the case of the mysterious duschvorange. Yes, in the land of big bathtubs and lovely bathrooms, the shower curtain is almost mythical. Everyone knows what one is, but no one can tell you where to get a real one, a decent one, for a reasonable price (Again, the answer for any apartment need is, “You gotta go to Ikea.” In a recent email to my friend Christine, I confessed that I really missed Target). In the search for this elusive item, Sophie, my tutor, and I first went to a store similar to a U.S. department store. We found that shower curtains there were 45 euros. What? I thought maybe this was because it was a designer label or something. No. When Sophie asked the saleswoman why they were so high, she responded, “Quality.” Uh huh. Our dubious faces told her that we were buying neither the curtain nor that justification. Sophie is a very funny young woman. In this department store, she laughed openly at the toilet seat covers saying, “Who really needs a fuzzy toilet?” Also, when we were filling out the gazillion forms to get our apartment, she helped interpret an essay type prompt that basically asked why we wanted this particular apartment. Again, she laughed and said, “This is like asking, ‘Do you like my potato salad? Tell me why. Really.'” Funny woman.

So she and I moved on to a store that was similar to a a drug store, because we thought we might find a cheaper, simple shower curtain there. I should mention that all I wanted was a white one or a beige one. I thought these neutral colors would be easy to find. We asked the saleswoman if they carried shower curtains. Nope. Sorry. She suggested that we go back to the department store. We argued that that store was too expensive. “True,” she said to Sophie, and then with her hand cupping her mouth, she whispered, “Try a hardware store.” Ah, the top secret, underground world of the duschvorange was headquartered with the hammer and nails. Of course. Totally get it.

Benjamin really wanted to take a shower, so later that week, he and I ventured out to a corner hardware store. We found a curtain there that was white. It had roses on it, but whatever. I could live with this. We put three items on the counter. A dish rack, a small fan, and the curtain. The young cashier rung it up. “One hundred euros, please.” What? Why was this the total? Oh, we didn’t look at the price of the shower curtain…65 euros. This was getting ridiculous. Why so high? You guessed it. Quality. Ha ha ha

In desperation for cool water on his head, Benjamin went to another local store whose name I will mention for flattery. It’s simply called, Anytime. Not only is it awesome in terms of its name, and the variety of what it sells, it is fair in price. Here Benjamin bought a curtain that was thin (like a lobster bib) but functional, and only 4 euros. Still, it did not match our bathroom, so we knew we were in for further shopping.

Finally, we discovered the sacred space known as OBI. This is the equivalent of a Home Depot in the States, right down to the orange uniforms of the employees. It was there, on the second floor, that our dreams were fulfilled. A white, simple curtain for 16 euros shined among the variety of other shower curtains equally priced. Yes! Finally. All was well.

Brushing Your Teeth with Licorice and Flowers (and the occasional menthol cough drop)

In earlier posts, I sung the praises of the apothecaries here. I still maintain that the German belief in the power of homeopathic, nutritional, or herbal cures is admirable. It is in keeping with what Benjamin and I espouse. In the U.S., we questioned Western medicine and doctors in general. We kept the book Prescriptions for Nutritional Healing in our kitchen and used it faithfully. I personally wore an ancestral badge of honor having descended from East European healer-witches.

However, never before have Benjamin and I felt more Westernized than when we went in search of pain killers (aspirin, Advil, etc.) and cold medicine. Wow. Both of us were struggling with allergies or a mild cold during our first week in this apartment. I think, after all the stresses of moving, our bodies finally decided, “Ok. You have your own bed now. It’s time to let go.” We had stuffy heads, sore throats, and coughs. We wanted Alka Seltzer Nighttime Cold Medicine. We wanted to knock ourselves out, get the sleep we needed, and move on. Well, no. Here in the apothecaries, there is nothing like Alka Seltzer. Apparently, there is aspirin, but we learned this post sniffles. There are cheaper “drug” stores here, but they still sell herbal stuff and vitamins. They are simply cheaper than the apothecaries. So we did what most North American kids do when they are sick, we asked Mom for drugs. Soon, (by shipping standards 5-10 days, or more) we will hopefully receive our first care package filled with chemical cures. Hallelujah.

On a lighter note, when we needed toothpaste, and we didn’t want to walk all the way to a “drug” store, we went into the apothecary. We knew it would most likely be more expensive, because you pay for convenience (or quality). What we didn’t know was that there exists a toothpaste that tastes like a combination of licorice and flowers. Delightfully different! When this ran out, we tried another brand. Again, no names, but this one tasted like you were brushing your teeth with a menthol cough drop. Not so yummy. Sigh… I do miss Tom’s of Maine with baking soda and mint. Spoiled, picky North American. La la la Finally, we found one with our craved baking soda and mint. We only needed to look harder in the Bio market.

Sleeping through the Light

Next, in this post of lessons and lucky strikes, I shall touch on the hemisphere where I have landed. Summer in north Europa means that the sun doesn’t set until 10 pm, and it rises promptly at 4:30 am. Adjusting to this has been, to use my favorite, horrible art school word, “interesting.” In our temporary place we had white shades and red curtains. These blocked the light, a little. Here in our new apartment, we have white curtains purchased from the former tenant. They do absolutely nothing to block out the light. I am an early riser by nature. Too many years as a teacher and my body is conditioned to be tired by ten (but wait, everyone is out on their balconies drinking) and rise by six (ok I am still doing this, and the city is lovely and quiet, except for a few hipsters stumbling home from a night out, and they inspired me in the first week to get up and write again, but wow this makes for a long, and I mean long day…as long as this parenthetical aside…good grief).

Once again, it was the wisdom of friends to the rescue. Julie and Brendan found what they call “like a Japanese Target” (did someone say Target?). Here at this magical place, they sell eye masks to help you sleep. This will be a great solution until we can afford really dark curtains. Hopefully, we will get one or the other soon. Until then…